What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 11:12

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
How can I fall asleep fast at night?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why are white women so overly emotional?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.